• Kalkaline
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    521 year ago

    Stop treating drug use as a crime and get drug users into an evidence based rehab.

  • @NOT_RICK
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    191 year ago

    Meth pipe scrunchie, new band name! I call it.

  • Flying Squid
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    131 year ago

    You know some kid just slipped it into her hair scrunchie as a prank too.

    Damn it, Kevin!

  • macallik
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    121 year ago

    During the urine test:

    “Duncan stated that she was not aware of the pouch/container in her shorts until after she was providing her second sample,” police wrote in their affidavit. “Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day. Duncan stated that there may be another one of them at her residence but that they were not purchased by her, but by someone she knows who probably uses them to pass drug screens.”

    I laughed

  • BombOmOm
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    111 year ago

    The family fun night has been upgraded!

    (But seriously, don’t do meth, it’s not worth it)

    • Doug [he/him]
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      181 year ago

      At least she wasn’t raping her students. It’s a low bar to clear but she got over it where other teachers haven’t. So I guess that’s something.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 year ago

    Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day.

    sounds legit

  • @_wizard
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    11 year ago

    From Eville. This sounds about right. #midwasted