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minus-square@ilickfrogslink42•edit-21 year agoI mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
minus-squareSharkEatingBreakfastlinkfedilink16•edit-21 year ago Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanent massive shlong? Boy, that’s a loaded question.
minus-square@shalafilink8•edit-21 year agoIt is indeed a burden. (I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
minus-squareunalivejoylinkfedilinkEnglish4•1 year agoI’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
minus-squareThe Menemen!link3•edit-21 year agoRead into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agoMy schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.
I mean flaccid dicks are small. And for fucks sake I’m glad they are. Could you imagine having to walk and maneuver yourself with a permanently massive shlong?
Boy, that’s a loaded question.
It is indeed a burden.
(I mean, I’m all of 5’8" and 138lbs., at least the good lord gave me something.)
wow 5’8” is quite the schlong
I’d hate to be the goddess of virility and have a permanent erection.
Hmmmm…
Ok, goddess of virility made my day. TY
Read into the differences of blood penises vs. meat penises. ( But don’t do a picture search. Google misinterprets that terribly.)
My schlong can be as large as I want it to be… usually I go with the much more manageable 4" trouser snake. Anything bigger is just awkward.