Bought a cold sandwich at a quick-service place in England.
There’s your problem. This one has a certain appeal, though. I’d pay eight pounds just to be spared the usual pile of cucumber slices, old egg, and obscene quantity of mayonnaise.
I too am impressed they managed to not include tomatoe, avocado, bacon, lettuce, or a sauce of any sort, while simultaneously not bothering to interlace the cheese between the meat for a more interesting texture profile.
There’s your problem. This one has a certain appeal, though. I’d pay eight pounds just to be spared the usual pile of cucumber slices, old egg, and obscene quantity of mayonnaise.
There is no such thing as an “obscene quantity of mayonnaise”.
That opinion is apparently spicier than your condiment of choice.
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I too am impressed they managed to not include tomatoe, avocado, bacon, lettuce, or a sauce of any sort, while simultaneously not bothering to interlace the cheese between the meat for a more interesting texture profile.
It looks like prison food.