• Kalkaline
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    501 year ago

    Right? Don’t scare me with a headline like that. Might as well have started it: Keanu Reeves, 59…

    • @linearchaos
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      441 year ago

      59? SHUT UP!!

      He looked like he was 30 in the matrix… which was…ohhh 23 years ago

      Nobody give a mirror…

    • @conno02
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      41 year ago

      Keanu Reeves, 59, will be 60 immediately