BarqsHasBite to Dad JokesEnglish • edit-21 year agoA Roman walks into a barmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1222arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1216arrow-down1message-squareA Roman walks into a barBarqsHasBite to Dad JokesEnglish • edit-21 year agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
and says “I’d like a martinus”. The bartender asks “Do you mean martini?” The Roman replies “No, just one please.”
minus-squarelettruthoutlinkEnglish42•1 year agoA Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “I’d like five martinis please.”
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “I’d like five martinis please.”
I did that one last week.
Hah, that’ probably where I got it! Thanks!
*five martini please