and says “I’d like a martinus”.

The bartender asks “Do you mean martini?”

The Roman replies “No, just one please.”

  • SonnyVabitch
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    9 months ago

    Two Germans walk into a bar. One of them says to the bartender “We’d like two martinis.”

    The bartender asks “Dry?”

    The German replies “Nein, zwei!”

  • lettruthout
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    429 months ago

    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “I’d like five martinis please.”

      • Rikudou_Sage
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        69 months ago

        Thanks, I’m gonna have to write it down like 100 times to remember it next time.

    • @Gabu
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      49 months ago

      Do you find it rrrisible ? He has a wife, you know…