Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

  • Zathras
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    429 months ago

    According to the article, the crabs have been bred in an environment without predators. Therefore they have to train the crabs how to protect themselves in order to survive in the coral reefs. Picture of using puppets to train crabs

    • FuglyDuck
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      219 months ago

      That is a terrifying puppet. Like wtf is it supposed to be?

      • janus2
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        169 months ago

        A Very Normal Sea Creature Nothing To See Here

        (squid?)

        • FuglyDuck
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          59 months ago

          normal… is uh. relative, heh.

          I mean… have you seen what comes up out of the sea? freaking aliens, man.

        • FuglyDuck
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          29 months ago

          apparently, yes. and… basically everything else. apparently. and also cuddle fish and squid.

    • @PandaPikachu
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      129 months ago

      I’m kinda surprised to see them training them one at a time. That’s going to take ages. “OK, Roger has been successfully intimidated by the nightmare puppet. Looks like Brenda is next in line, someone bring in Brenda.”

      • DreamButt
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        39 months ago

        Just put a real predator in the tank forehead

    • @[email protected]
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      39 months ago

      Marine biologist’s friend: How’s work been lately?

      Biologist: Great! This month I’ve been putting on puppet shows for crabs!

      Friend: Is that a euphemism or …?

    • @Wrench
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      39 months ago

      Pretty sure crabs brains are so simple that they are almost purely instinctual. You shouldn’t need to train them. But I can hurt, I guess.