Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

  • @Seleni
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    41 year ago

    Or copy Roosevelt’s idea and use badgers.

      • @Seleni
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        71 year ago

        Teddy Roosevelt was on one of his speech tours when a girl offered him a badger. He said yes, named it Josiah, and would often sic it on congresspeople who were running late or being otherwise annoying.