As Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) launches his rebellion against House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), multiple reports indicate that House Republicans are looking to get rid of the Florida congressman altogether. According to a report from CNN, an unnamed House Republican said that the caucus wants Gaetz gone — and that they may use the findings
Can I just volunteer to live in the state primarily populated by cows? That sounds wonderful. Cows make better neighbors then most people. Maybe I can vote a cow in as our state representative.
I say we go further and just get rid of Florida all together.
If we could invent something like a Valdosta Canal connecting Mobile to Savannah, I’d be in to that.
Currently my dream is just to get rid of the Confederate states while keeping the port of New Orleans and navigation rights to the Mississippi River. Then merge all of the states in the middle of the country that have more cows than people into a single state.
Then we’re be ready to rock.
Can I just volunteer to live in the state primarily populated by cows? That sounds wonderful. Cows make better neighbors then most people. Maybe I can vote a cow in as our state representative.
That town in Alaska had a cat as their mayor for years.
Yup we should sell it off as it’s just a loss. Sell it to Mexico.
Give it to Cuba as reparations for the embargo lasting 30 years after the Soviet Union fell.