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    71 year ago

    Thank you. It’s been a while since a website has brought me this much joy:

    • Cortland Apple: “A Damp Hacky Sack”
    • Gala Apple: “The Inoffensive Mainstay”
    • Pinova (Piñata) Apple: “A Papier Mache Fruit Husk”
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      1 year ago

      Arkansas Black: is better than: eating a rock

      Edit: Newtown Pippin “Long Island’s Sand-Filled Condom”