Uhhh… you got this meme format literally backwards. Red delicious apples definitely did not draw 25 on this card, because they look great but are dead inside.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
Well that’s what I get for being tired and making memes….I mean I was actually being super meta…yeah, that’s it.
Ok. I’m glad I wasn’t just missing some Gen Z surreal in-joke or simply missing something obvious.
(Don’t get me wrong, I love Gen Z surreal in-jokes even if I’m older than Gen Z.)
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How to edit my post…
Delete and repost.
Apple Rankings calls them “Coffee Grinds in a Leather Glove” and gives them a 25/100. They really are awful.
Thank you. It’s been a while since a website has brought me this much joy:
- Cortland Apple: “A Damp Hacky Sack”
- Gala Apple: “The Inoffensive Mainstay”
- Pinova (Piñata) Apple: “A Papier Mache Fruit Husk”
Arkansas Black: is better than: eating a rock
Edit: Newtown Pippin “Long Island’s Sand-Filled Condom”
TIL there are apple commercials.
They’re not wrong.
Dude should be holding no cards
Cero!
You gotta give it to red delicious apples: they sure are red.
Envy apples FTW!
