I know we’re living in the crapsack timeline, but I didn’t realize it was a crapsack made of little shit people that the Republicans sculpted like they were Play-Doh and then threw them in the sack and made screaming noises, pretending the little shit people were screaming, before declaring that sack to be their new second-in-command after Trump.

  • Flying SquidOP
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    951 year ago

    If elected speaker, he would be third in line to the presidency. They were already ready to kill Trump’s own VP on his behalf.

    • @[email protected]
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      201 year ago

      On the bright side, he can’t claim executive immunity or pardon himself if he was selected to be Speaker, since the legislative branch does not confer the same level of such protections, and he wouldn’t be able to campaign as much, since he would have to do actual work.

      On top of that, he would have a much smaller megaphone, much less power, and he would be a live-in distraction for the true believers in Congress.

      Basically, he’d have to successfully assassinate two members of the executive branch who are around and guarded by numerous people at all times.

      • @Zekas
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        101 year ago

        Bold of you to assume he wouldn’t just golf all the time anyway. Being president obviously posed little hindrance.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          I like the cut of your jib, but I don’t think Speaker offers the same…erm…“flexibility” as the presidency.

      • Schadrach
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        11 year ago

        Basically, he’d have to successfully assassinate two members of the executive branch who are around and guarded by numerous people at all times.

        Or just manage to impeach them successfully. Which is unlikely, but possible.

    • GreenBottles
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      11 year ago

      yeah… but A LOT of those guys are now in prison too.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        81 year ago

        Not even close to enough to make a difference if this happens. For every convicted J6 insurrectionist, there’s 100 willing to act that just didn’t make it down to Washington that day.

        • @theragu40
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          31 year ago

          Willing to bet that number is a lot higher than 100, sadly.