𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year agoIf you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?message-square9arrow-up1260arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1253arrow-down1message-squareIf you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 to Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square9file-text
minus-square@wreckedcarzzlinkEnglish6•1 year agoMe: “but Subaru doesn’t make buses, dad. and you can’t be a bus, they aren’t sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?” Dad: “no you see, Subaru backwards i-” Me: “this is why mom left you” Halo announcer: “Betrayal!”
Me: “but Subaru doesn’t make buses, dad. and you can’t be a bus, they aren’t sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?”
Dad: “no you see, Subaru backwards i-”
Me: “this is why mom left you”
Halo announcer: “Betrayal!”