‘You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts,’ the driver thought at the time

cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

  • KalashEnglish
    60•1 year ago

    It’s a nice loophole, but following all your local cops’ OnlyFans can be expensive.

    Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can’t sentence you if you’ve seen their private parts.

    • @[email protected]English
      15•1 year ago

      No no, they’ll just send you to another judge. Instead, you follow the president’s OnlyFans. He runs the government, so once you have the government can’t do anything to you.

      • @errerEnglish
        15•1 year ago

        “Mr. Biden I have seen your butthole, you can’t touch me.”