cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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      Right? I don’t respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.

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      The “fun” intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.

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    Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.

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    He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons

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      Why would you not respect a person because they’re a sex worker?

      Edit: I see it now.

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      there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.

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      Just have to hit him back with the “I can’t respect you or anything you do because you pay $29.99 for porn when you can just get it for free. So your bail is now doubled as you clearly have more money than you need.”

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    “you can’t arrest me no more, I’ve seen your privates” lmfao

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    It’s a nice loophole, but following all your local cops’ OnlyFans can be expensive.

    Much better to just go after the OnlyFans of judges. They can’t sentence you if you’ve seen their private parts.

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    How much Does he spend on OnlyFans to accidentally stumble upon a local cop from his area? Is he looking to Platinum OnlyFans?

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    “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me"

    Most people wouldn’t want anyone to arrest them. Arrest is done against the arrestee’s will. That’s kind of the point.

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      Exactly. Oh no, you can’t respect her? Luckily respect really isn’t necessary when it comes to arrests.

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    Reminds me of those Sovereign citizen videos on Youtube. People are sitting in their cars feeling all high and mighty filming the cops saying they can’t arrest them for X or Y reason then the cops just bust their windows and pull them out whilst they’re still screaming their bullshit. I’m not the biggest fan of the police but I do find those videos satisfying.

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      I have actually heard from several police officers from a variety of departments that when they e counter a Sovereign Citizen they tend to have a policy to drop the situation unless it is a felony offence because too many officers have been gunned down by them over traffic stops and such.

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    Cops already want to shoot you and your dog, and your brilliant move is to dunk on them?