• Flying SquidOP
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    261 year ago

    Matthew McConaughey’s career is almost eight times as long as the Confederacy. Why aren’t they proud of that piece of Southern heritage? Why am I not seeing this on the back of jacked-up pickup trucks?

    • Xusontha
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      151 year ago

      Cuz “that would be gay”, and Conservatives only allow themselves to be gay in secret

      • @Daft_ish
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        1 year ago

        If that is gay, what is this???

          • @Daft_ish
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            1 year ago

            Their fabulous god.

            He’s super, thanks for asking!

        • @Bytemeister
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          21 year ago

          An actual picture of a 6’3" 215 lb Donald Trump?

          • @Daft_ish
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            1 year ago

            An actual picture of a 6’3" 215 lb Donald TrumpTM?

      • Flying SquidOP
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        71 year ago

        Oh sure, a Matthew McConaughey flag is gay but dressing up in a fancy grey suit and hanging around in a tent in a field with a bunch of other fetishists is perfectly straight.

    • @wreckedcarzz
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      11 year ago

      Oh, o-oh my o///o

      I don’t bother learning anyone’s names (or backgrounds, or anything really) in showbiz, but I may make an exception. Strictly for learning. Strictly.