• meco03211
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    1 year ago

    I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I’ll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels…

    • MrJameGumb
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      1 year ago

      Don’t forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

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        1 year ago

        If you don’t have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Didn’t the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?