• @bobby_hillOP
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      101 year ago

      “CAN God create a fart so big that even HIS butthole can’t fart it??”

      Asking the real questions

    • @Chunk
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      1 year ago

      For those unaware, the original theological question is

      Can God create a rock so large he cannot lift it?

      The answer, and I’m not shitting you, is

      Yes. God can make a boulder so large he cannot lift it. And then he can lift it anyway.

      • Flying Squid
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        51 year ago

        The other answer is “he’s not omnipotent, he’s maximally powerful.” Like they claim he can’t do anything that is contradictory. Despite the Bible being full of contradictions.

      • @samus12345
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        1 year ago

        He makes it so he temporarily cannot lift it, then restores his previous strength afterward so he can. They should have specified an infinite timeframe!

    • @jaybone
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      41 year ago

      Can god create a fart so smelly that he himself cannot smell?