The Picard Maneuver to Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes • 1 year agoA different type of spooky poststartrek.websiteimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1326arrow-down17
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink30•edit-21 year agoTwist: monster is good boi and telling the truth that he’s tired. He sick of sleeping alone in woods, and jus wants a night on the comfy couch Poor sadboi go back to his lonely, dirty cave, fall sleep crying, wake up with back pain :(
minus-squareslazer2aulink15•1 year agoOr, that was his real dad and the monster is already living in the house with him.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year agonot exactly what you meant, but Grendel is fantastic
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoMonsters these days expect everything handed to them, back in my day they had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn a night on a couch!
Twist: monster is good boi and telling the truth that he’s tired. He sick of sleeping alone in woods, and jus wants a night on the comfy couch
Poor sadboi go back to his lonely, dirty cave, fall sleep crying, wake up with back pain :(
Or, that was his real dad and the monster is already living in the house with him.
Writing prompt: The monster hires a PR firm.
not exactly what you meant, but Grendel is fantastic
Monsters these days expect everything handed to them, back in my day they had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and earn a night on a couch!