@[email protected]M to [email protected] • edit-21 year agoSalad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive.i.imgur.comimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down124file-text
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Comedian John Pinette. (Pardon my double posting, he was my all-time favorite.) Source… Facebook John Pinette Tribute Page
minus-square@BoxerDevillink5•1 year agoFat guys and skiing don’t really mix well. We kinda just accelerate uncontrollably because of our huge mass
minus-square@[email protected]OPMlinkfedilink4•edit-21 year agoIn his joke set about visiting Europe, he visited France and then the Swiss Alps (learned to ski). He mentions food and drinks throughout.
minus-square@nyctrelink4•1 year agoSome people are saying that different drinks affects them differently. “Beer makes me sleepy.” “Wine makes me horny.” “Tequila makes me wanna ski.” Etc. I think that’s why he specified.
minus-square@[email protected]OPMlinkfedilink2•edit-21 year agoHe says he is a lightweight drinker… “After 3 glasses of wine I can’t remember where I parked the car”.
I don’t understand the joke about tequila.
Fat guys and skiing don’t really mix well. We kinda just accelerate uncontrollably because of our huge mass
Oh, I’m keenly aware. What’s that got to do with tequila?
In his joke set about visiting Europe, he visited France and then the Swiss Alps (learned to ski). He mentions food and drinks throughout.
Some people are saying that different drinks affects them differently. “Beer makes me sleepy.” “Wine makes me horny.” “Tequila makes me wanna ski.” Etc. I think that’s why he specified.
He says he is a lightweight drinker… “After 3 glasses of wine I can’t remember where I parked the car”.