• @shalafi
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    101 year ago

    I know that’s all factual, but it sounds like an Onion article.

    “NASA Intern Steals Moon Rocks for Sexy Time”

    Alleged thief @CubbyTustard stated, “I dunno. There were the rocks, and my girlfriend was horny. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. Ya know?”