Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket
Has escape-velocity
Flies through space for a long time
Saves up his farts
Homes in on earth
Lands like a moon lander
Earth: Major news breaks out.
What could it be that just destroyed LA.
It might be an alien spacecraft.
It doesn’t look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.
It is godzilla.
Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?
It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it’s arse. It’s like, … It’s like, … a Fart-Zilla
Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses.
Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don’t become fart-zilla.
I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video.
Planet Godzilla:
Godzillas living a peaceful live
One Godzilla takes a major fart
Takes off with fire coming out his arse like a rocket
Has escape-velocity
Flies through space for a long time
Saves up his farts
Homes in on earth
Lands like a moon lander
Earth: Major news breaks out.
What could it be that just destroyed LA.
It might be an alien spacecraft.
It doesn’t look like an aircraft to me. It looks like it is the alien itself.
It is godzilla.
Now live to a reporter on site. What can you tell us?
It looks like Godzilla. But it has fire coming out it’s arse. It’s like, … It’s like, … a Fart-Zilla
Fart-Zilla destroys many more houses.
Society at some point finds out that Fart-Zilla actually is Vegan, and that it only eats beans, and that it forgot to soak the beans in the water before eating them. Which is a major teaching moment, to always soak your beans for 12 hours before you cook them, so you don’t become fart-zilla.
I like to think that in a few years, an AI can turn this shitty story into a wonderful, emotional, awe-inspiring video.