A former Deutsche Bank executive testified this week that the German financial behemoth only agreed to make massive loans to Donald Trump because of Trump’s vast personal fortune. The problem? The bank apparently thought, based at least partly on financial statements provided by Trump, that he was far wealthier than he really was.

  • @grabyourmotherskeys
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    181 year ago

    If all we get out of this is a public, accurate picture of Trump’s finances, I’ll be ok. I would prefer some jail time (from criminal prosecutions) but don’t want to sound vindictive or greedy.

    • @EdibleFriend
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      621 year ago

      ayo ill sound vindictive.

      Let’s punch him in the cock.

      • @holiday
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        91 year ago

        Grab his dick and twist it

          • @[email protected]
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            41 year ago

            The story goes that they were out drinking, doing weird impressions, and toad said (in a Donald duck voice) “hey, I’m Donald Dick!” Obviously Mario and Luigi refused to let it go, and that’s been his nickname ever since. It’s also why D.K. won’t drink with them anymore, Mario is a mean drunk.

      • Ech
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        21 year ago

        Give ‘im the oooolllll’ Cock Punch.

    • @hogunner
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      131 year ago

      Wanting someone to be held accountable for their decades long crime sprees isn’t vindictive or greedy; I’d argue it’d just be (long) delayed justice.