The Parker Solar Probe’s new top speed could get you from NYC to LA in just 20 seconds. It’s not done yet.

  • circuscritic
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    1 year ago

    Just remember not to try and impress a girl back on Ceres by trying to slingshot through the ring.

    RIP

      • @Wogi
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        21 year ago

        I wonder if his teeth were moving fast enough to cause a problem for the integrity of the hull

      • NielsBohron
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        1 year ago

        Fa real, sa sa ke?

        Edit: oye kopeng, don’t forget check ya seals an filters

      • @SzethFriendOfNimi
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        61 year ago

        Ah yes. And the epic Kenny Roger’s song “The Slow Zone” playing in the background.

    • @seaQueue
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      31 year ago

      RIP Manéo Jung-Espino—