• SSTF
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    931 year ago

    Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

    Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

    Janeway = Murderous criminal

    Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

    That about covers it.

    • @ummthatguy
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      821 year ago

      Don’t forget the suffering Irishman.

      • SSTF
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        491 year ago

        That’s not really science fiction though.

              • @[email protected]
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                Steampunk is present day, but one where transistors were never invented. Meaning, computers don’t exist. So everything is still analogue and runs mainly on steam.

          • SSTF
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            31 year ago

            What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?

            • TheMongoose
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              31 year ago

              Well since the Irish reunification of 2024… [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]

      • teft
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        Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.

    • TotallyNotSpez
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      391 year ago

      Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

      • Flying Squid
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        51 year ago

        It’s a popular one-man show that’s been on since 1966.

      • @EmpathicVagrant
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        11 year ago

        I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.

    • Dojan
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      271 year ago

      She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

    • Xusontha
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      131 year ago

      You forgot Janeway’s coffee obsession and Data’s obsession with stand-up comedy

    • Jo Miran
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      Don’t forget

      Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

      Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

      Geordie = “Nice guy” with holo-waifu

      Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

    • @FrostyTrichs
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      61 year ago

      Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

      Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.

    • z500
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      51 year ago

      Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

      Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

      • SSTF
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        41 year ago

        Sicko

        • z500
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          21 year ago

          Lmao fucking autocorrect

      • SSTF
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        Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.

        Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.

        • teft
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          51 year ago

          Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.

          • SSTF
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            21 year ago

            Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?

            • teft
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              Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.

      • @Eylrid
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        11 year ago

        Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.