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    111 year ago

    Came here from All.

    On my phone the linebreak in the title was after the “positive” and I seriously braced myself for a vampire pandemic.

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      1 year ago

      We just hit +200,000 positive reports of vampire attacks in the greater London area, rising to 800,000 across all of England. The world is in turmoil, and we can only pray that as night falls in the Americas the casualties don’t rise too high