• @TokenBoomer
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    1 year ago

    The monster under the bed can’t get you if :

    1. You’re feet are covered.
    2. You’re head is covered.

    I thought this was common knowledge.

    • Mohammad K.
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      41 year ago

      And the fact is that wearing socks don’t help. Only blanket is effective against those monsters.

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      1 year ago

      Honestly, this is kinda like the perfect answer for me. I love this kinda shit, Monsters under the bed lol

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      11 year ago

      This response would be even funnier if you like totally doubled-down and prefaced it with “Everybody knows that…” + Your current prose.

      ;)