• @abhibeckert
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    1 year ago

    I recommend you never buy a lottery ticket - because clearly you don’t understand how luck works.

    If a satellite were to smash through the roof of my office and land harmlessly on the floor, I reckon I’d be quite startled and might bump my knee on the bottom of the desk…

    There’s definitely a risk of injury, and you’re far more likely to be injured than killed.

    I’d probably also have to pay a couple hundred thousand dollars to repair my home, since I don’t think insurance covers falling satellites and I’m certainly not going to try and sue a company on the other side of the world when they probably didn’t do anything against the law anyway. Bruised knee would be the least of my problems.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 year ago

        With my luck, I’d buy the winning lottery ticket and then get hit by a satellite the following day.

    • @NocturnalMorning
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      31 year ago

      Nah, if a satellite crashes through my roof, I’m definitely gonna be a first time lottery ticket buyer that day.