(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)

I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅

  • @dezmd
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    21 year ago

    I’m gonna turn down both Halsin’s and the Emperor’s sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she’s the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I’ll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I’m not gonna join his latest murder cult and he’s not gonna like that.

    Baldur’s Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

    • @CADmonkey
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      11 year ago

      hot Karl

      That’s it, that’s what I’m calling her now.

      Karlach is best girl. Best personality too.

      • @dezmd
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        21 year ago

        Karlach is a perfect storm character in my case.

        My wife nearly always plays a tall barbarian woman when we play DnD and did when we first met IRL and played BG1, BG2, and IWD.

        Kar is short for her IRL name and what I’ve always called her.

        She wore a moustache and vato headband for halloween ~13 years ago and I called her Hot Karl (and before that I think she even used Hot Karl as a band name on Guitar Hero or Rock Band years prior).

        She’s even the same short-ish height (well, short when next to me) as the voice actress for Karlach, Samantha Béart, which while random is still an amusing data point. [I swear I just looked that up on the fly for funsies]

        OF COURSE Karlach is best girl, because Wife is best girl. ;)

        • @CADmonkey
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          21 year ago

          Karlach’s “Fuck yes let’s break something” personality is very similar to how my wife acts. But she’s less “Barbarian” and more “Witch”.

          • @dezmd
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            21 year ago

            Ha, love it.