• @CluckN
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    611 year ago

    Oh no he’s appeared in my home! I’ll stumble over furniture and throw 4lb items at them until cornering myself.

    • @[email protected]
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      271 year ago

      Honestly that is one of my favorite parts about the Scream movies. The victims never go down without a fight and make the killer look like a clumsy goofball lol

      • Encrypt-Keeper
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        51 year ago

        With every chase sequence in that movie franchise Ghostface never eats shit less than like 3 years.

    • @Son_of_dad
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      201 year ago

      I have at least a dozen items in my house that I know I’m gonna be throwing at a burglar’s face in case of a break in. I’ve lived in first floor units all my life too so I always have a Roman gladius by the window. It’s not sharp, but it’s metal and it’s blunt.

      • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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        131 year ago

        Metal doesn’t have to be terribly sharp too pierce flesh. As a 6 year-old, I accidentally stabbed myself with a cabinet handle that was extremely blunt. It’s all about the ratio of force applied over an area. The most mall ninja shit sword will still cause potentially fatal injuries, it just wouldn’t be a good battlefield weapon.

        • @Son_of_dad
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          41 year ago

          Maybe just give the burglar a flat side spanking then, go for the knees.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 year ago

        Why is it always a Roman gladius? What if the burglars are Germanic tribes ambushing you in your Teutoburg-inspired winter garden? Happens more often than not

        • @Rolando
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          31 year ago

          O! Quinctilius Varus! Give me back my stereo!

        • @Son_of_dad
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          11 year ago

          You can’t really prepare for a Germanic forest ambush but I’ll at least be ready if there’s an outbreak of Carthagenian ships on the horizon.