Ah yes, Snow White and the Seventh Reich, a beloved children’s story about how a mirror that considered an underage girl to be hot got her roofied and then taken advantage of while sleeping by the dude with the most privilege who instead ends up celebrated for rescuing her from her laborer immigrant household.

Honestly even without any alterations to the core plot this clearly has all the hallmarks of a conservative hit on their hands.

A little Triumph of the Will cinematography and some dog whistles thrown in, and they can’t help but get everyone on Parler to buy a few copies each. (Literally, as the people there are suckers waiting to be parted with their bitcoins.)