I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

  • Uglyhead
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    “If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don’t know what I’m going to do – I will never speak to you again. You’ll never see me again.” —DJ Trump

    “I Am Willing to Go to Jail”

    The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.

    • @Dressedlikeapenguin
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      He’s a tease, never delivers the goods. Well, he did get fastfood delivered to the White House that one time. Food orders taken, food orders delivered.

      • Piecemakers
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        91 year ago

        When “food” is appended to describe something, the item in question is not often food. See: “cheese food”.

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            One example of why using absolutes isn’t accurate. 🤪

            Ironically, “Mexican food” tends to imply actual food more often than, say, “Chinese food”. 😬

            • @jaybone
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              51 year ago

              Dog food isn’t even real dog.

              • Piecemakers
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                11 year ago

                Depends on your location, I think.

                • @jaybone
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                  11 year ago

                  Hot Dogs near your location. Click here.

                  • Piecemakers
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                    11 year ago

                    Man. The gay porn ads follow me everywhere!

    • @ClamDrinker
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      DJ Trump - “Master Spinner of Lies and Deceit”

      I can’t help but read that like it could’ve been the name and motto of some alternate universe DJ that can’t stop scratching those discs in the club.

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      I can think of maybe one way to get him to actually go through with it. Have NBC get in contact with him. Tell him they want to do a new season of the apprentice. Apprentice Reikers island.