minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish11•1 year ago“Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass
minus-squaretheodewerelinkfedilink6•1 year agoGeorge first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
minus-square@SocialMediaRefugeelink1•1 year agoThen there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”
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“Oh no… I guess I have to eat the cookie again.” - My gay ass
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Cut out the cookie…
that sounds like something a seaman would say
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George first taught the Army the Cookie Doctrine at Valley Forge, but then their dicks started to freeze and break off
Armies didn’t exist before George Washington
ours didn’t
Then there is “hurry up and wait”. “Everyone has to cum on the cookie by 5am but stare at it until 2pm.”
Icky cookie?