• @TheFonz
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    121 year ago

    They’re indestructible because they are vegan too

    • @Burninator05
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      141 year ago

      Hopefully they remember that chicken parmesan isn’t vegan.

      • @[email protected]
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        101 year ago

        I like the joke in the comic better (paraphrased from memory)

        “You ate chicken parmesan.”

        “whats Parmesan, is it an animal?”

        “I don’t know”

        • R0cket_M00se
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          51 year ago

          Cause… Cause you’ll be dust, on Monday. She doesn’t clean on the weekends.

    • @dustyData
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      01 year ago

      I love that part of the movie because at the time it premiered I had an acquaintance from university who was vegan. Dude would pass out cold if he stood up too fast. Doctor said that as it turns out, he was doing vegan wrong and he needed to eat meat ASAP to fix the damage to his metabolism. Then, afterwards, if he still wanted to be vegan he would have to supplement way more protein than he was doing before. The contrasting absurdity always cracked me up when they tried to make it as if being vegan gives them superpowers.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        21 year ago

        Then he ate a bacon cheeseburger and won the lottery.

        Coincidence? I think not.