• @givesomefucks
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    9 months ago

    What if Jesus is a socialist

    Everything in the bible about Jesus makes him sound like a socialist…

    But that doesn’t keep church leaders in funny hats and gold. So the stories changed over the last couple thousand years

    • Nougat
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      229 months ago

      To be fair, it’s mainly the Catholic church that has the “funny hats and gold” thing going on. Protestants are all about the expensive suits and private jets.

      • @agent_flounder
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        89 months ago

        Don’t want to be stuck with demons in a metal tube…

        • @AbidanYre
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          69 months ago

          If anyone on this planet is a demon in a human suit, it is 100% that creepy asshole.

      • @Wrench
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        69 months ago

        And oddly, the funny hats and gold guys have been relatively progressive lately. Definitely a shit history, but certainly better than their modern suits and jets competition

        • Nougat
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          39 months ago

          Francis has been okay, as Popes go. I’m not sure I would say anything so generous about the rest of the RCC.

    • lettruthout
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      49 months ago

      But damn, those funny hats are expensive!