• @[email protected]
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    341 year ago

    I’m expecting them to support a new “legitimate” government which will turn out to be worse than ISIL and join up with aliens to commit a multidimensional extermination of humans.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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      61 year ago

      The Monkey’s Paw curls. First contact is with an alien race with technology beyond our wildest dreams and the ability to solve all our problems. However, it turns out they were the inspiration for Christianity and due to a very crucial passage of the Bible describing a ritual to be registered in their database of “saved souls” having been lost to time, no one is saved.

      • Final Remix
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        61 year ago

        Can we speed this one up? Thanks.