• @SuckMyWang
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    487 months ago

    Ah so that explains my D cups

    • PhobosAnomaly
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      397 months ago

      It’s all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:

      • Covid-19 vaccines;
      • Fluoride in toothpaste and tapwater;
      • Chemtrails;
      • a horrendous diet and little exercise;
      • pride flags
      • @WhiteHawk
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        347 months ago

        pride flags

        You weren’t supposed to eat them smh

        • PhobosAnomaly
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          197 months ago

          Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate

            • @SuckMyWang
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              27 months ago

              Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original

      • @SuckMyWang
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        7 months ago

        I’ll show my man boobs to anyone who wants to see them. Usually people tell me to stop showing them and say things like “gross” and call me bear tits but that hasn’t stopped me from whipping them out on every occasion and non occasion