• IninewCrow
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        161 year ago

        Takes off all clothes to get ready for some love making … “What? You want me to wash my body first? … OK?” …everything goes black

        • @postmateDumbass
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          81 year ago

          "Why does everything smell like iodine and pine needles… /slump

        • @Daft_ish
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          51 year ago

          Last thought before passing out, “awe, I’m going to miss out on all the sex.”