It doesn’t have to be anything bad btw

  • partial_accumen
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    1711 months ago

    I suppose we should tell them now.

    You’re not actual a “real human.” You’re an alien just like us, but we convinced you that you were human so we could study “human behavior”. One behavior we’ve identified is paranoia.

    • @sjpwarren
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      211 months ago

      Who said they are paranoid?

      • Piecemakers
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        411 months ago

        By definition, it’s not paranoia if they’re actually after you.

        • @afraid_of_zombies
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          111 months ago

          No it’s not. Paranoia refers to your emotions not your situation. Just because you are paranoid doesn’t mean you do not have enemies.