The Picard ManeuverM to memes • 11 months agoThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1732arrow-down119
arrow-up1713arrow-down1imageThey're slow and don't even have weapons.startrek.websiteThe Picard ManeuverM to memes • 11 months agomessage-square122fedilink
minus-square@shalafilinkEnglish12•11 months agoI have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPMlinkfedilink8•11 months agoForget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
minus-squareSuperDuperlink7•edit-211 months agoHello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you. I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglish5•11 months agoAmazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
minus-square@samus12345linkEnglish4•edit-211 months agoHow will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?
I have 2.5 acres of swamp, solar power and plenty of ammo. I’ll just go hide. Which I do every weekend anyway. :)
Get off mah swamp
Forget cottage-core, we’re about Shrek-core now
Hello, this is your Amazon delivery driver. I’m having trouble locating your bunker address. Please send me the exact coordinates of your bunker so I can deliver this PS5 to you.
I promise not to change the locks on your bunker.
Amazon regional coordinator: … why do we keep losing delivery drivers after they go to this address?
How will you get food and water once the power (for everyone else) and plumbing go out?