Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

  • mommykink
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    121 year ago

    “Is now a bad time to tell you guys I smoke crystal meth and use other amphetamines?” Real zinger, they love it

    • @TehBamski
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      171 year ago

      It’s funny for you, but definitely not funny to them. They will have to pause and go through everything with you again if they think there is even the slightest chance you are telling the truth. Anthstisiea and street drugs definitely don’t mix.