• @[email protected]
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      2111 months ago

      He’s already tried to tweet his way out of it, blog his way out of it, witness tamper his way out of it, and talk to the press his way out of it.

      I guarantee he’s been begging to take the stand since the moment he first sat down with his lawyers.

      This is what a life devoid of consequences does to a motherfucker.

    • @gnate
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      311 months ago

      I support this strategy.

    • @cheese_greater
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      11 months ago

      How “great” would that be if he actually Mind[ed]TheGap[ped]-ed these “TrumpedUp” charges /s

      If he manages that I promise to eat my shat!

      • @SMillerNL
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        1311 months ago

        You won’t talk your way out of that one

        • @cheese_greater
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          211 months ago

          I mean what is guilt if not the absence of innocence?