at least in 15 years when the draft (doesn’t) drop I can sit at home eating cheetos

not originally intended to be a stock photo meme, I just found this image funny

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  • moosetwinOP
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    311 year ago

    If you didn’t know, mental disorders disqualify you from being an astronaut, (at least at NASA)

    • ivanafterall
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      311 year ago

      That leaves you only one choice: you have to become the mentally-ill billionaire owner of a space-travel company.

    • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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      91 year ago

      I’m also disqualified because I’m too tall, so I have that going for me, which is nice.

      • @owatnext
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        61 year ago

        Just looked that up. Never knew that!

        Too tall gang.

    • @MissJinx
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      first of all Elon Musk and fucking Jeff Bezos are “Astronauts” and they have a fuckton of mental problems. You can’t be NASA’s astronaut but NASA is not what it was anymore and if they don’t want you the private sector does and it pays better! Go for it bro!

        • @MissJinx
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          -51 year ago

          I was just trying to cheer someone up and show them a different perspective. Don’t be offended.