Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

  • WetFerret
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    4311 months ago

    If I happen to be the doctor and it’s someone else going under I’d say “Okay, let’s get this leg amputated!” when that is NOT the actual operation happening.

    • @pirat
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      711 months ago

      OK, so let’s get those ears removed!

      Yes, I’m hungieee

    • @Agent641
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      411 months ago

      “Wait, which gender are we reassigning you to?”