Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

  • @[email protected]
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    341 year ago

    Bonus points if you say it when entering the operating room, when given the anesthesia and a third time during the surgery itself

    • Cosmic Cleric
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      141 year ago

      Actually when I made the joke, I got zero laughs in the operating room. I had to explain the joke, and still got no real comment/laugh.

      I finally followed it up with a Rodney Dangerfield version of “Tough room” and that got a chuckle finally.

    • @smackjack
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      51 year ago

      Just randomly wake up during your surgery and say it, and then promptly go back to sleep.