Tesla Model X Owner Has Had Enough Of Minimalism, Adds Physical Buttons::Tesla Model X owner from China has attached a panel of physical buttons to the vehicle’s main control unit for quicker access to some key functions.

  • The Snark Urge
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    168 months ago

    I’m imagining a dashboard bristling with these, to control everything from door locks to wipers.

    Maybe a few big red buttons and flashing toggle buttons too, case depending.

    It’d be a horrible experience to drive, which is itself a net benefit.

      • The Snark Urge
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        148 months ago

        I think I just realized something. I don’t want a car, I want a flashing fidget toy that can zap me and make sudden noises.

    • @Nudding
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      148 months ago

      It takes like 4 switches and a button to get the power into the back to open the trunk, all while you crackle maniacally in the grocery store parking lot. Also it needs to be struck by lightning first.

    • @Usernameblankface
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      38 months ago

      So, in the future when self driving is a thing, you have most people napping or watching their favorite drama in 2 second clips between 5 second commercials, and then there’s you. Fully entertained you, cackling while randomly flipping hundreds of switches that aren’t quite aligned, each one making a spark on contact and doing something innocuous like changing the color of the interior accent lights.

      • The Snark Urge
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        18 months ago

        Probably still be walking places like some kind of asshole