Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

    • @[email protected]
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      610 months ago

      I’ve been with a number of people as they came out of anesthesia and they were “awake” and talking before they were really conscious of it. Same experience with my own surgeries; I have no recollection of eating a popsicle but apparently I did and tried to share it with the whole nursing staff.

      I think your friend is full of shit.

    • @Smoogs
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      110 months ago

      You’d be lucky to even have the consciousness of knowing the surgery was already done let alone what just happened to even plan such a prank.

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        -110 months ago

        maybe if youre simple. however, some possess knowledge beyond your feeble comprehension 🍷🧐