Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

  • @kraftpudding
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    551 year ago

    (I know this is probably impossible, but it would be so funny)

    Tell a knock knock joke, but only the first part. Don’t reveal the punchline, just pass out. So they work extra hard to keep you alive, because only then will they hear the punchline.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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      221 year ago

      They won’t either way. You’ll wake up in a hospital room terribly confused and barely able to move. Most of the operating staff will not see you then.

      • @Wogi
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        151 year ago

        It will eat them FOREVER

      • @ours
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        51 year ago

        The first words are likely “thirsty”.