Last time, I used: “Anybody need anything while I’m out?” and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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    228 months ago

    They won’t either way. You’ll wake up in a hospital room terribly confused and barely able to move. Most of the operating staff will not see you then.

    • @Wogi
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      158 months ago

      It will eat them FOREVER

    • @ours
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      58 months ago

      The first words are likely “thirsty”.