• @aelwero
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    231 year ago

    Triggered…

    That chocolate is awesome, it’s stupid AF for it to be illegal in the US.

    I may or may not have been busted by customs carrying several dozen of these, and may or may not have not been caught a few other times…

    • netburnr
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      91 year ago

      They are now in the US they just took the toy away so american children don’t choke

      • @aelwero
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        61 year ago

        No… what we got has toys, it’s just in a split clamshell kinda deal, with a toy in one half, and a Nutella like paste in the other half with a little malt ball in it. It’s crap and I hate it :)

        The split pack “freedom” version is called kinder joy, as opposed to kinder surprise.

        • @telllos
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          61 year ago

          They really should have called it kinder freedom.

          • Lev_Astov
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            21 year ago

            That really would have been delicious.

        • @Enekk
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          41 year ago

          Interestingly, they were designed for warmer environments where Kinder eggs would melt. The fact that they circumvented the weird US restrictions was a side effect.

        • @[email protected]
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          1 year ago

          Which is funny because that version adds more choking hazards. As there is the small plastic spoon and the toy is more easy accesible to a kid.

          That said the side of the toy+ spoon can be separated by a parent and kept away and give them just the Nutella side and give them a proper spoon that they probably won’t choke on.

        • netburnr
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          21 year ago

          Fuck man, I didn’t realize it was that bad of a remake.

          My ex Gf back into the day got pulled aside at Dulles Airport for having two boxes of Kinder Eggs. Better makes sure Noone enjoys life

    • @telllos
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      61 year ago

      Hold on, if there is one thing that isn’t awesome is the chocolate. The toy is amazing, the chocolate trigger childhood memories. But it’s really bad chocolate.